r kelly trapped in the closet 23 33 full episode

#R kelly trapped in the closet 23 33 full episode plus

Your husband is gay.Īnd while we’re on the subject, why did both Rufus and Tina turn un-gay in this installment? It is perplexing that R. He talks Cathy into giving Rufus another chance, even though Rufus says in therapy that he’s still in love with Chuck. Is the name a hat-tip to Tyler Perry, who Kelly clearly thinks is a genius?) Perry’s advice to the couple is baffling. Rufus and Cathy go to this new marriage counselor named Dr. He has a grill that turns all his teeth into fangs and has two scars on his neck that immediately make you think vampire but it turns out Joey the Italian gave them to him. Kelly whose name is incredibly appropriate because his facial hair looks like a fart: It’s light brown and wispy and goes to a point. There are at least four: a blind Asian hipster prostitute, the therapist (more on that later), some henchmen, and the most dramatic new introduction: Beeno. This at least if quantifiable, if not sensical. Here are the questions I had going into this, and I think they were pretty reasonable. It starts with secrecy and ends with a rumor, and the rumor is: Everyone has AIDS! It’s just like Rent! And there are some old people who are goofy. But to sum up what happened as best I can in this unrecappable situation: Um, everyone had sex with everyone. Then again, if you have seen chapters 1-22, you’re probably in the same boat. If you haven’t seen chapters 1-22, this list won’t make much sense to you. It was like watching a really poorly made rug, where the guy who made it spent the whole time looking at the camera and making a face like, “I can’t believe this rug I just made!” So instead, judge me by this question: what did I just watch? Absolutely no loose ends are tied up in this installment of R. I have an actual raspberry beret? Give that shit to the secondhand store.Voltaire said, “Judge a man by his questions, not by his answers.” It was a helpful quote to bear in mind while watching Trapped in the Closet: Chapters 23-33, which aired back-to-back on IFC Friday night, mostly because the show was all questions and no answers.

#R kelly trapped in the closet 23 33 full episode plus

In the spirit of “How high was I when I bought this? Jesus Christ.” Plus the spirit of sharing! I clearly cannot be trusted to dress myself, so would you just please bury me with it? I just don’t need none of that Express bullshit. Eddie Vedder almost definitely wrote this about a bad relationship with hand-me-down flannel shirts. She lies and says that she loves those jeans. The Byrds, “I’ll Feel a Whole Lot Better”Īfter what you did (to my ass in that photo my “friend” posted yesterday), you can’t stay on, and I’ll definitely feel a whole lot better when you’re gone. You’ll see the horrors of a faraway place-namely, the blue garbage bag of a prom dress I left in my closet when I first moved out of my parents’ house nine years ago. My bag is sinkin’ low and I do believe it’s time to drive it down to Goodwill and take a tax-deductible load off.

It’s universally accepted that this song is about heroin use, but I posit the true inspiration for the lyrics has more to do with the piles of embroidered sweaters in my parents’ basement. Neil Young, “The Needle and the Damage Done” If you combine the sections (Chapters 1–12, 13–22, and 23–33), you’re flush with 133 minutes of clothes-sorting time. “God, please, don’t let this man give me any more clothes to put in this closet.” The advantage of this one is that it’s a full-on hip-hopera.

What would you do if I wore this outside? I’d pretend that I’ve never met you. The Beatles, “With a Little Help from My Friends” I do recall this dress’s illusions, because I was stupendously drunk at the wedding I wore it to, but in the harsh light of day, it occurs to me that I really don’t know this fugly dress at all. I’ve looked at this dress from both sides now, from back and front, and still somehow it’s in my closet. And every single one makes me look like a perforated floral circus tent. She loves to buy peasant tops and then pass them to me. What I got I probably got it from my mama. The Red Hot Chili Peppers, “Give It Away” Also, now you know that this song isn’t by Pat Benatar (I’ve been listening to it for years and I still typed “Pat Benatar”). An obvious choice, but a motivational one. Those times I wore all these clothes seem so long ago.

These are guaranteed to be effective, so let’s get to it, hoarders. As we worked, we came up with a list of songs to help us cover that crucial distance from discerning to ruthless. I was recruited to help her sift through clothing during a recent visit home, and we emerged with three garbage bags full of sundry goodies for the Salvation Army. So you have a closet full of these-weren’t-supposed-to-be-crop-tops and I-can-sleep-in-this-I-guess commemorative t-shirts from trips you weren’t invited on.